Newlyweds Clarissa and Ned recently shared how shocked they were that during her week-long visit, Ned’s mother did not rearrange one piece of furniture in their home. “I was ready with a squirt bottle to spray her at a moment’s notice,” said Clarissa. “I used the same aversion training […]
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Mom Caught Replacing Beloved Pet Fish
By Carol Sustaire of Uphill Home A 32-year-old mother was caught replacing her daughter’s deceased pet fish with a live one. The mother, Julie Smith of Atlanta, was dumping the betta fish remains in the guest bathroom toilet when her 4-year-old daughter walked in. “She asked me why I was […]
Mom Claims Neighbors’ Tattoos Damaged Her Son
By Sarah Hosseini of www.SarahHosseini.com “Parents who have tattoos should have their children taken away from them. It’s that simple. Furthermore, it’s my job as a parent to keep my kids as far away from these derelicts as possible,” said Mary Ann Smith. Mary Ann Smith has lived in a […]
Parents Divorce, Split Custody of Facebook Account
By Stefani Boutelier of Mama Genericana Last week Danielle and Jack Berbon finalized their divorce. They had been married for eight years and have two children together. Danielle has been granted full custody of the kids, while the exes have been awarded split custody of their Facebook account. “That account […]
How I Learned To Cover My Boobs While Breastfeeding
By Mary Widdicks of OutmannedMommy [nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Every day I am bombarded on social media by stories of women being shamed, berated, chastised, and even exiled. All because they have the nerve to expose the top half of their breast while nourishing their children in the natural, instinctual way […]
Oprah Returns To T.V. To Interview Mom Whose Kids Actually Ate Dinner
By Melanie Madamba of The NotsoSuperMom Oprah: (to camera) I am here with Darcy Roberts, stay-at-home-mom, who went into shock when her four children ate the dinner she cooked with no whining or complaining. One of the children reportedly ate seconds. Oprah: (to Mrs. Roberts) Take us back to that moment […]
Bedtime Topics Sure To Haunt Your Kids’ Dreams
By Jennifer Scharf We’ve tried the gentle approach to bedtime. White noise machines, singing stuffed animals, and sweet little illustrated stories with the subtext of Go the Fuck to Sleep. We still end up with a wide-eyed hellion hovering over us at 2 a.m. So, this Halloween season, we’re going […]
It Can Happen: Mom Says Facebook Rant Really Turned Her Around
By E.R. Catalano of Zoe vs. the Universe It was one week ago today that 33-year-old Mary Louise Murphy’s life was irrevocably changed, all owing to an unlikely source: a rant from another mom on Facebook. Ms. Murphy says, “I don’t even know her IRL.” (In real life, for those who […]