So buckle up and get ready to see yourself reflected in these very tragic OnlyFans concepts, and feel better about the fact that we're all struggling out here.
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12 Hilarious Tweets About Very Unsexy OnlyFans Concepts

By now you’ve probably heard of OnlyFans, the content subscription website where “fans” can pay to access exclusive content. Although this sounds similar to other platforms such as Patreon, OnlyFans is very popular in the porn/sex industries, so having an OnlyFans account has become somewhat synonymous with selling your nudes online.

While content creators will shower their fans with naked pics and videos of them doing whatever it is that hot people do, the rest of us have a bit more limited options. Which has led to a hilarious joke format on Twitter as regular Janes and Joes share what their OnlyFans would be full of, and not to give too many spoilers but it probably won’t be getting you off anytime soon.

So buckle up and get ready to see yourself reflected in these very tragic OnlyFans concepts, and feel better about the fact that we’re all struggling out here.

12 Hilarious Tweets About Very Unsexy OnlyFans Concepts

1. Oooh yeah baby, tell me what you’re wearing.

2. I call it “The Canna-Mom Special”.

3. Look how limber I am!

4. It’s a new genre of confusing ASMR.

5. Like to watch me struggle?

6. *Cut to everyone’s salivary glands getting extra moist*

7. If this sounds sexy to you, please report to the nearest therapist’s office.

8. I just love relatable content.

9. *Drools with lusting hunger*

10. Freak on the outside, conservative little Amish granny on the inside.

11. Aw, now we’re all crying.

 

12. SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE.

https://twitter.com/mchiesa5/status/1326171294233190400

Hey, these concepts might not be sexy, but honestly it sounds like just the type of relatability and representation we could really use in this difficult times.

I genuinely don’t want to see your lithe never-been-pregnant body grinding on a white sofa. What the people need is to see their idols crying on the floor eating entire cheese bricks so we can feel like we’re looking into a mirror of the soul.

Gimme it!