Camping and being in nature are great, unless you have small, exhausting children with you. Then, it’s a hotel with a real shower and bed, or nothing.
Kids say the most embarrassing things—we’ve all been through it. So be sure to jot those down so you can pull from the list on their wedding day!
Dad forces soon-to-be teenager to chop off all her hair because he ‘disapproved’ of her new highlights and OMG how is this 2019?!
It is silent. It is a mouth at water level, unable to escape the ingestion of liquid. It is an upright head, motionless limbs, and the inability to signal for help.
I told my son that he needed to find a job that 1) he loved, 2) he was good at and 3) made money. His answer? A Youtube channel. Awesome.
These funny memes nail what self-care looks like once you become a parent.
More than flowers, cards or even wine this Mothers Day, I want this one gift: to remember who I was before I became a mother.
Sometime we have to lie to our kids, especially when you have stupidly allowed them to have rodents as pets and those rodents become murderers.