By Shelby Spear of shelbyspear.com You know those moments in mothering when we smash our palms against our face and drag our fingers down towards our chin, pressing as hard as we can, while stretching our bottom eyelids far enough to reveal the crimson fleshy stuff? The face distorting is accompanied by a grunting sound […]
Laundry is the real Neverending Story. Especially if you have a big family. With two adults and three kids in the house, it seems like there is always a mountain of it somewhere, rotting in a corner and pleading to be cleaned. I honestly don’t know how people with bigger families manage. Truth be told, […]
Do you rock a momiform? Check out these hilarious memes to find out.
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much One of my strongest memories as a teenager is that of my father obsessing over the electricity bill. He would come home from work and do a thorough sweep of our house, room by room, to see if there were any lights left unnecessarily on. […]
Police say alcohol and drugs were not a factor in the tragic death of a toddler who was ‘accidentally’ run over by his father in a Brandon, FL Waffle House parking lot last Tuesday. According to Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, both of the boy’s parents were under the impression that the ‘other’ parent had placed […]
By Kelsey Cadger of kelseycadger.com The grocery store is a magical place. And by that, I mean that the second I step through those doors armed with my grocery list and mental map of the quickest possible route to get everything I need, my children go from being nice, relatively reasonable humans to tiny demons. […]
By Gila Pfeffer of The Mom Who Knew Too Much My birthday was a short while ago and I decided to treat myself (#selfcare) to a pair of earrings at Maria Tash (“the American authority on body piercing”) that I’d had my eye on. I say pair, but actually it’s two white gold handcuffs connected by […]
12 memes that wave the middle finger at all those holier than thou sanctimommies (and dads) out there. I’m looking at you, Janet.