Are you feeling a little stabby these days? Like, if one more person smacks their lips at dinner you may turn around and stab them with a fork? Are you ready to throat-punch the next person who leaves their dirty sock in the middle of the stairs? Maybe you’re dreaming […]
Parenting
When You Just Need Someone to Hold the Baby
When I came home with my other babies, I had help and lots of hands to hold the baby. This time, because of COVID, I was on my own with 3 tiny humans.
Love Poems Aren’t Just For People: An Ode to Leggings
Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.
Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Generation Wimpy Kid: How Parents Are Failing Their Children
We’ve gone so far in the other direction that our children are going to grow up naïve and soft.
Apology To My Teen Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.
Back Away From the Elf
I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.
Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.