Ask me how virtual learning went for my 3 kids, and I’ll sum it up in one word: SHITSHOW. (Or is that two words? Doesn’t matter, it’s terrible either way.) Have you ever tried working from home full time while navigating Seesaw and Google Classroom and forcing your kindergartner to […]
Parenting
Stop Calling Me Bruh and Other Things I Tell My Fortnite-Obsessed Kid
If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, you’ve probably heard them call you “bruh”, beg you for V-Bucks so they can get new “skins”, and talk about snipers 24/7.
How to Write a Work Email from Home
Working from home is super easy when you also have toddlers and babies and an annoying dog. This email is an example. Super. Fun.
15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents for October
Kids continue to be kids, and parents continue to roast the shit out of them for it on Twitter, just like the good lord intended.
Love-Hate In The Time Of Virtual School
I don’t miss painstakingly cutting crusts pre-coffee, but I do miss writing love notes on their lunch napkins.
School Holiday Parties Are as Dead as Democracy
Typically, Mid-October means moms around the country are gearing up for a season of Pinterest-inspired holiday parties at school. But it’s 2020, and fun has been cancelled.
For The Love of All Things: Stop Asking and Hold The Suggestions
No, my son isn’t a good sleeper. In fact, he’s a terrible sleeper. And no, I don’t need your suggestions because trust me, we’ve tried them.
No, I Don’t Want to Work the D*mn Concession Stand!
No, super involved volunteer mom, I don’t want to work the damn concession stand Friday night. I want to stay home and talk to zero people.