By Sarah Webster Plitt
My curvy mom bod
Has a tried and true friend
Made from a
Poly/Spandex/Lycra blend
As soon as I found you
My jeans were demoted
You fit on my fat days
You fit when I’m bloated
No battles with zippers
Or buttons that pop
Your stretchy waist band
Conceals my muffin top
Your solids are slimming
And fit me just right
Your fun, funky patterns
Hide my cellulite
You work ‘round the clock
As pajamas and more
You’re great for the gym
Or a trip to the store
You’re comfy and cute
With some flats and a shirt
You’re perfect with boots
And a fab little skirt
I dress you right up
With a blouse and some heels
Your sweet versatility
Gives me the feels
Oh leggings, I love you
You make this mom smile
I pray that you won’t
Ever go out of style
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About the Author
Sarah Webster Plitt is a recovering actress, mother of two and naughty rhyme enthusiast. She writes funny and relatable mom poems via her Rhyming Mama Instagram and Twitter accounts @sarabellab123