I think of all the things my master ankle-biter will be able to sink his teeth into:
Author: Sammiches Guest Writer
Oddly enough, a semi-famous girl on IG with very few wrinkles and barely one butt dimple is part of the reason I learned to accept my own mom-bod.
Yes, my children are in a pod. A pod not every parent can afford, but a pod that is best for my children, who are Black. So take your judgment elsewhere.
If you’re posting and scrolling on social media platforms, then chances are you have already come in contact with some of these angry men.
There are things I miss now that I’m a SAHM. Like shitty cafeteria food. And a cell-like cubicle. And endless paperclips. Where are all the paperclips?
Once I have politely requested my children’s attention a dozen times to no avail, I am no longer interested in soothing tones.
If you see me at a kids’ event and I seem anti-social, it’s not what you think. I suffer from chronic pain, and just being there is incredibly hard.
I am lying (or laying…man I still never know which is right)…anyway, I am out in my yard on my back under the sun looking up at the all the blue in the sky while on top of a Target Rainbow Blobz. What’s a Target Rainbow Blobz you ask? It’s […]