What a year it’s been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.
Author: Sammiches Guest Writer
Dear Pandemic, It’s Not You, It’s Me (Well, It’s Kind of You Too)
Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.
Back Away From the Elf
I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.
The Middle-Aged Mom and the Slutty Mesh Top: A Love Story
By Jen Mierisch of jenmierisch.com The Top hangs out in my closet, toward the rear, nestled between bridesmaid gowns and suits so vintage that I could personally clothe the entire cast of a late-1990s office sitcom. It is a striking garment, constructed almost entirely of black fishnet fabric. Its single […]
Beware the Toddler Craft
The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?
Stop Calling Me Bruh and Other Things I Tell My Fortnite-Obsessed Kid
If you have a Fortnite-obsessed kid, you’ve probably heard them call you “bruh”, beg you for V-Bucks so they can get new “skins”, and talk about snipers 24/7.
How to Write a Work Email from Home
Working from home is super easy when you also have toddlers and babies and an annoying dog. This email is an example. Super. Fun.
Chelsea Clinton: Great At Tweeting, Bad At Blowies
All I have for you is one simple piece of conjecture upon which I am basing my argument that Chelsea Clinton is bad at B-jobs.