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Super Bowl Features Notorious MLM “Mom Boss” Vodka Mule Khaki Guy
Hey, fellow SheEO’s! If you’re watching Super Bowl LV, you may have noticed one of our own during the opening ceremony. I’m talking about the notorious MLM “Mom Boss” known as Vodka Mule Khaki Guy. Hey, girl. I’m about to let you in on a little secret. Have you ever […]
Valentine’s Day is Here and I Have a Message For All the Pinterest Moms
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
When You Just Need Someone to Hold the Baby
When I came home with my other babies, I had help and lots of hands to hold the baby. This time, because of COVID, I was on my own with 3 tiny humans.
Love Poems Aren’t Just For People: An Ode to Leggings
Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.
Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Tales From the Dark Side of Holiday Cards Returned
It was an expensive card and I had to reorder another batch because I underestimated how many people my husband actually wanted to send the card to.
Apology To My Teen Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.