Cliche stereotypes are annoying, but sometimes they’re true and we just need to accept that. Here are 6 that totally fit the bill. For me at least.
Are you interested in teaching middle school? Great! You need to like crying 12-year-olds who punch each other’s genitals and joke about “eating ass.”
Dear third child, I love you so much. But you are so difficult right now, that I often don’t like you when you are in this phase. And that breaks my heart.
Guess what? Boys cry. Boys are emotional. Boys hurt. None of this makes them any less of a boy, and in fact, should be embraced as they develop into men.
Now that I’m a mom, I know what Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree is really about — how kids take everything from us, leaving us to be decrepit stumps.
‘Tis the season… for women to cook all day in the kitchen & handle literally every aspect of the holiday while men watch football? Um, no. Not anymore.
She hates water, sleeps all day and then wakes up ready to claw my eyes out for food, and loves dangly things. My newborn really is like a cat.
Parenting is messy and lots of things get broken, including Christmas ornaments. But rather than toss them, I’m keeping as reminders of our memories.