Pass the wine and lots of it.
According to a recent study…
I am a danger to society.
My Life Is One Giant Apology
I want to know who thought this was a good idea.
Your Dumb Is Showing
Some people need this reminder more than others.
Celery is the Nickelback of the food world
I’d rather eat my own shoes.
All That Swearing Isn’t Becoming of a Lady
It is totally becoming. TOTALLY.
Let’s Get Drunk and Cry
Just about every over-hyped New Year’s Eve I can think of goes down like this.