I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
Memes/Videos
21 Hilarious Memes That Show Moms Just Wanna Go To Bed Early
Momming and adulting is hard AF; you deserve to tuck in early.
12 Hilarious Memes About Scaring Off Friends By Getting Weird
Take some time to show some love to the weird bitches in your life! And if you don’t know one, then it’s probably you.
13 Memes That Illustrate Just How Much Moms LOVE Leggings
So if you’re a member of the “No-Leggings” brigade, then you better keep your mouth shut when you’re around a pack of moms.
20 Memes About Screen Time To Make You LOL While The TV Babysits
Obviously, letting screens raise children is bad, but considering most of us moms are expected to do all the things, getting a little peace isn’t the worst thing in the world.
12 Memes About Just How Much We Fuggin Love Fall!
Spooky season is here and I, for one, am ready to gorge myself at her mysteriously apple-spiced teat.
15 Memes for People With Pumpkin Spice Running Through Their Veins
Pumpkin spice season comes but once a year, and the only proper way to honor it is to practically freebase the shit until it is seeping out of your pores and making you realize that you “literally can’t even.”
20 Hilarious Memes About The Dreaded Man Cold
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.