Let’s talk about sex as parents, baby, let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about how our kids sword fight each other with dildos they found in our “naughty drawer,” barge in on us while we’re pumpin’ up the jam, jump on top of us and scream, “I wanna wrestle toooo!” or how your […]
The 90s were a magical time filled with glitter, neon, spandex, and blow-up furniture. Growing up in the 90s meant that we were the last to know a time before the internet, iTunes and YouTube, text messaging, and social media. We D.A.R.E.d to spice up our lives with girl power, Lip Smackers, and platform shoes, […]
Sweary moms, assemble in all your unladylike glory! Moms who cuss catch a lot of flack for our dirty little hooker mouths, but research has shown that we’re often smarter than your average bear and make better friends. It’s fucking science! If you like to drop some well-placed f-bombs, are a fan of expletives, and […]
Internet fads are fun—especially when they remind us how much parenting has sucked out our life force and taken our will to live, right? I mean, no. Kids are great. Best job everrrrrr. So the #10yearchallenge or #howhardhasaginghityou or #holyfuckyoulooklikeshit challenge (I made that last one up, but it’s basically the same idea) has people […]
If you’re feeling like a shitty mom who is doing it all wrong, these 28 must-read memes are for you. You are not alone. You are enough.
We started at the Apple Bottom Jeans, now our yoga pants get used as tissues by our kids. If you were raised by ’90s and 2000’s rap and hip hop artists like DMX, Busta Rhymes, Eminem, and Jay-Z, you’ll feel right at home with these 19 funny memes by moms who ain’t neva scurred.
You’ve survived the decorating, the planning, the present-buying, the cooking, the family gatherings, the never-ending messes, and the utter exhaustion of the holidays. There’s only one more thing to make it through: the new year. New Year’s Eve always has this air of expectation surrounding it. You’ve got to plan for or attend the best […]
Ahh, the holidays. Who doesn’t love the crisp winter air, the crackling fire, the sounds of sleigh bells coming from your kids’ bedroom because somebody thought it would be a good idea to get them an entire instrument set so they could perform their rendition of Jingle Bells for the entire month of December whenever […]