If you have kids, you know life can be hectic. Few things ever seem to really run smoothly. But if you have three kids? Well, if you have three kids, that’s sort of like playing the game of life while wearing two left shoes. And that’s because this is […]
Author: Lola Lolita
I Live in a Community That Doesn’t Care if My Kid Dies
I live in a community that doesn’t care if my kid dies. I realize that sounds harsh. Like OMG, where do you live? How could people not care? I live in a suburban county that, by all outward appearances, seems like a nice enough place. Lots of people who live here […]
Desperate for Teachers, State of MI Sends Letter Begging Them to Come Back
The pandemic has taken its toll on nearly every facet of society as we once knew it. The labor force has seen an unprecedented reduction in workers, a phenomenon known as “The Great Resignation” or “The Big Quit.” In August alone, 4.3 million Americans had quit their jobs. The pandemic has […]
TikTokers Are Using Lube as Makeup Primer So Do Your Bad Choices Seem Better Now?
What in the TikTok, y’all? Apparently beauty influencers are using lube as makeup primer now. According to StyleCaster, not just one, not just two, but multiple beauty influencers on TikTok have filmed themselves mixing their lube — yes, that kind of lube — with their foundation for that extra, sex-drenched glow. You […]
Florida School Says Vaccinated Kids Must Quarantine for 30 Days and OMG, WHAT?
A private school in Miami, Florida says students who get vaccinated must quarantine for 30 days afterward because apparently science isn’t their strongest subject. According to local news station WSVN, Centner Academy, which made headlines back in April for discouraging teachers from getting vaccinated, sent a letter home to […]
Ditch Your Concealer Because Undereye Circles Are In Now I Guess
Yeah, hi, police? I’d like to request a welfare check on Gen Z. I guess undereye circles are in now. At least that’s what the kids say. And they’re not just embracing what their mamas gave ’em. Oh, no. They’re actually going out of their way to apply dark circles […]
McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free Breakfast to Teachers. Yay?
McDonald’s is saying thank you to teachers by providing them with free breakfast from October 11-15. All you need to claim your prize is to show up during breakfast hours and present your work ID. While this is a thoughtful and appreciated gesture on the part of the fast-food giant, […]
Zookeeper Mates with Murderous Crane for Life, and No, It’s Not a Joke
After it was first released some years ago, the story of Walnut the Crane and her soulmate, zookeeper Chris Crowe (c’mon, Crowe? also not a joke), is making the social media rounds once again. The short and dirty (and believe you me, it is dirty) is this: Walnut hatched in […]