If you feel like you need to pretend that everything is perfect in your life, I get it. But imagine how amazing it would be if we all told the truth?
Spooky season is here and I, for one, am ready to gorge myself at her mysteriously apple-spiced teat.
Sure, children are a blessing, but let’s not forget about the real miracle here! All hail coffee.
Here’s hoping that doesn’t happen and Karen runs out of hot air sooner rather than later. Calm down, Karen.
Although we love our children dearly, that love comes with a steep price. It’s too bad it doesn’t also come with an industrial vat of lemon ginger water.
Pumpkin spice season comes but once a year, and the only proper way to honor it is to practically freebase the shit until it is seeping out of your pores and making you realize that you “literally can’t even.”
Plastic surgeons are seeing more and more women wanting to get procedures done that will make their relaxed face look less “mad.”
While raising awareness of the gun control epidemic in the US is admirable, turning tragedies into fashion statements is not.