I use funny “boozy mom” talk to describe my struggles because it’s better to be a “boozy mom” than a depressed one. Or so I thought.
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.
Pregnancy can be hell, and these annoying AF people are the people you’ll meet when you’re down there.
Finding new mom friends is like dating. You have to hit the hot-spots to meet people, don’t seem too desperate, and accept that sometimes it doesn’t work out.
Shout-out to all the mommas who love their families fiercely, but lose their gotdamned minds on the daily. Here are 27 memes about moms who are losing it.
Most of us with kids are driving around in nasty rolling containers full of God-knows-what. It’s one of the ties that binds us parents together. Solidarity!
In short, they are the perfect partner. It’s no wonder dogs get all of our lovin’.
It is somewhat comforting to know that when you are up at midnight, Googling “when will I stop worrying?” it’s totally normal.