Have fun living that #domesticAF life, full of chores, simple pleasures, and mind-numbing, crippling boredom.
SPM
Daughter, My Heart Is Breaking
Dear third child, I love you so much. But you are so difficult right now, that I often don’t like you when you are in this phase. And that breaks my heart.
14 Hilarious Memes About Being Mom-Tired AF
Keep this helpless little thing alive while teetering on the brink of death and insanity due to lack of sleep. Good luck and godspeed!
Harry and Meghan Announce They’re “Stepping Back” From Royal Duties
The couple plans to “work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen.”
Let’s Just Let Our Boys Have Their Feelings In 2020
Guess what? Boys cry. Boys are emotional. Boys hurt. None of this makes them any less of a boy, and in fact, should be embraced as they develop into men.
Forget Yoni Eggs. Gwyneth’s Inserting HERSELF in Your Love Tunnel.
Perhaps more disturbing than the image itself? The promise that Gwyneth and her Goop Lab plan to “reach new depths.” Please God, noooooooo.
12 Funny Tweets About the Irresistible Pull of a Good Bargain
If it’s on sale for a good price, we don’t care what it is – we love it, and it’s ours!
Mom Who Ordered Mermaid Toy Got A Coked-Up Nightmare Instead
She thought she was fulfilling her daughter’s wish for a mermaid baby. Instead, she became a player in a drug smuggling case.