I’m growing concerned that I’m going to end up on a viral video where my wife destroys the Nintendo.
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Fart-Camming Mom Makes 4k Per Month Tooting on OnlyFans
Why fart into the void when you can shoot wind directly into the heart of a lucky admirer, amirite?
I Thought I Wanted The Stay-At-Home Mom Life
Though I went to college and had a great career, I always dreamt of being a stay-at-home mom. But it’s not what I expected.
Sleep Training Is The New Breastfeeding Controversy
the war between sleep trainers and attachment parents that rages just a few Facebook “support” groups and FAQ pages away from the feeding controversy.
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
Toxins Are F*cking With Human Dong Size
Research that would make even the most scientifically-illiterate Chad want to throw out his axe body spray to protect his BDE swagger (giggety)
Dear Body Positivity, I’m Trying – Signed, A Mom In The Time Of Covid
Trying to be body positivity as a tired mom during COVID is hard, and that’s okay.
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.