I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
SPM
Toxins Are F*cking With Human Dong Size
Research that would make even the most scientifically-illiterate Chad want to throw out his axe body spray to protect his BDE swagger (giggety)
Dear Body Positivity, I’m Trying – Signed, A Mom In The Time Of Covid
Trying to be body positivity as a tired mom during COVID is hard, and that’s okay.
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]
Woman Survives Shark Attack in One Piece … Bathing Suit and Leaves 5-Star Review
When I read the review for what I’m calling the “J. Crew shark bite bathing suit,” I realized that I may have found the review of all reviews.
Meghan Admits To Wanting To End Her Life and She Deserves Compassion
Meghan shared, “I was really ashamed to say it at the time and ashamed to have to admit it to Harry…. But I knew that if I didn’t say it, I would do it and I just didn’t want to be alive anymore.”