I live in a community that doesn’t care if my kid dies. I realize that sounds harsh. Like OMG, where do you live? How could people not care? I live in a suburban county that, by all outward appearances, seems like a nice enough place. Lots of people who live here […]
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Desperate for Teachers, State of MI Sends Letter Begging Them to Come Back
The pandemic has taken its toll on nearly every facet of society as we once knew it. The labor force has seen an unprecedented reduction in workers, a phenomenon known as “The Great Resignation” or “The Big Quit.” In August alone, 4.3 million Americans had quit their jobs. The pandemic has […]
TikTokers Are Using Lube as Makeup Primer So Do Your Bad Choices Seem Better Now?
What in the TikTok, y’all? Apparently beauty influencers are using lube as makeup primer now. According to StyleCaster, not just one, not just two, but multiple beauty influencers on TikTok have filmed themselves mixing their lube — yes, that kind of lube — with their foundation for that extra, sex-drenched glow. You […]
Don’t Be the Person Who Demands to Bring Kids to Weddings
Do you really enjoy yourself to the fullest at a wedding when you have your kids with you anyway?
Florida School Says Vaccinated Kids Must Quarantine for 30 Days and OMG, WHAT?
A private school in Miami, Florida says students who get vaccinated must quarantine for 30 days afterward because apparently science isn’t their strongest subject. According to local news station WSVN, Centner Academy, which made headlines back in April for discouraging teachers from getting vaccinated, sent a letter home to […]
Marriage Is Disgusting. That’s a Good Thing
The other morning around 5 am, I was about to get under the covers after getting up to pee (without shutting the door). As I began to crawl into the comfortably warm bed, my husband let out a long, drawn-out, high-pitched fart. Now maybe the more refined among you would […]
I Wear Leggings as Pants, I Have Mom Hair, and IDGAF
Apparently the hairstyle I’ve been wearing for the past two and half years is called “mom hair.” It’s the style you see on most women at Target that’s in an unbrushed ponytail on a head of hair that hasn’t seen a shower in a day (sometimes two). I suppose even […]
15 Types of People You’ll Meet in Your Buy-and-Sell Group
If you haven’t yet discovered the wonderful world of Facebook buy and sell groups, you’re in for a treat. Where else can you get great finds at great prices, plus entertainment on the side? You can’t beat these groups for kids clothes, toys, household items, and really anything you want […]