I see you standing on the sidelines, your perfectly rounded potbelly accentuated by the sun glinting off of your gigantic gold chain.
It Took The Pandemic For Me And My Family To Slow Down
We play card games and board games and the hubs has Nerf battles and roughhouses with the kids…on WEEKNIGHTS!
I’d Like You To Meet My Boyfriend, Anxiety
What it’s like to have an intimate relationship with anxiety, the abusive partner who never asked you to go steady.
Condom Sales Increase with Vaccination Efforts
According to CNN Business, condom sales have been surging as people get ready to sow their vaccinated wild oats.
Useless Sh*t I Learned in High School and Important Sh*t I Didn’t
We need to create a school system which addresses 21st century issues and can help our kids get ready for the world after high school graduation.
Epic “Josh Fight” Gives the World Some Much-Needed Levity
Great game to all the Joshes, and a very special congrats to the man of the hour, Little Ultimate Josh!
I’m Not Gonna Miss This
I won’t miss being so exhausted by the planning and preparing for an outing that I don’t even want to attend.
Sure, We Could Have a Serious Conversation About Racial Disparity, But Let’s Tell Jokes Instead
Start a GoFundMe based on your grown children sob story and raise enough dough to take a trip to Aspen.