Though I went to college and had a great career, I always dreamt of being a stay-at-home mom. But it’s not what I expected.
SPM
Sleep Training Is The New Breastfeeding Controversy
the war between sleep trainers and attachment parents that rages just a few Facebook “support” groups and FAQ pages away from the feeding controversy.
The Day I Sh*t Myself Thin
I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
Toxins Are F*cking With Human Dong Size
Research that would make even the most scientifically-illiterate Chad want to throw out his axe body spray to protect his BDE swagger (giggety)
Dear Body Positivity, I’m Trying – Signed, A Mom In The Time Of Covid
Trying to be body positivity as a tired mom during COVID is hard, and that’s okay.
The $1400 Stimmy Tweets That Will Have You Laugh-Crying And Wiping Your Tears With Money
Envisioning myself not so lavishly spending money I don’t yet have is the mood I want to be on for the rest of the year.
Afternoon Delight: Florida Man Humps Olaf and Unicorn Plushies
A 20 year-old man in Florida has been arrested and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation after sexually assaulting two plush toys in Florida Target
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations
Dear Podcast Vocal Affectations, Okay. So. First. Let’s…let’s start with the male….young man who just started up a company and beat all odds….he….he somehow is unable to….speak fluidly. There is this, this Jesse Eisenberg in the Social Network….cadence. Cadence of speaking. Halting…speeding thoughts in a burst, and suddenly….stopping….on unremarkable words […]