If you’re wondering how folks are coping with this election anxiety the answer is simple- no so good, bitch!
Author: Mandi Em
One can only hope that the museum is run by powerful sorcerers and psychics, and that this very fitting trash effigy is a sign of things yet to come.
Kids continue to be kids, and parents continue to roast the shit out of them for it on Twitter, just like the good lord intended.
And the most important question is… who’s gonna clear that shit for us STAT if we die unexpectedly?
Enjoy this time while it lasts, considering that the next few holidays are all about family togetherness, and there’s truly nothing more bone-chilling or spine-tingling than that!
And never forget the festive glory of stealing candy from your kids. It’s the one tradition we can keep, after all!
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
What they don’t tell you on Pinterest is that cooking or baking with your kids is basically a recipe for frustration and rage…