The car line is that special place where dreams of being a calm and gentle parent/driver go to idle, then die.
Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.
Most of us with kids are driving around in nasty rolling containers full of God-knows-what. It’s one of the ties that binds us parents together. Solidarity!
The Facebook post went on to rack up thousands of comments and shares. The comment thread is funny enough to make you cry with laughter.