If there's anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it's the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.
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12 Hilarious Tweets About Being a True Crime Buff

If there’s anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it’s the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.

True crime documentaries and podcasts have exploded in popularity, as our macabre interests continue to provide a distraction from the day-to-day doldrums. Sure we’re all drowning in kids and responsibilities, but you know what we really need to do with our “spare time?” Solve that unsolved murder that happened 25 years ago. Just gimme a coffee and some earbuds, and bitch, I’m good to go!

Now, nobody actually likes murder. I mean, that would be weird… right? But for some reason these stories captivate us like nothing else, and you wind up with a situation where we consume this content to relax and unwind. It’s like a massage but with DNA analysis. Or like a bubble bath, but with extra blood and guts.

Ok, maybe it’s not normal. Yet here we are.

12 Hilarious Tweets About Being a True Crime Buff

1. Apparently it’s all fun and games until the dog gets it.

2. Or maybe it sends the right message…. depends on how much you like your neighbors I suppose.

3. Ahhh, sweet escapes.

4. Get you a man like this.

5. Countless.

6. I don’t know about you but this sounds pretty wild and wonderful in my book.

7. Definitely not normal.

8. Just when I think I’m out, they keep pulling me back in.

9. It is known.

10. Ah, a true mystery!

11. Look, if I don’t spend all 24 of my daily hours trying to solve this mystery that the police already couldn’t solve, someone I love could be next!

12. Like the sweet comforting warmth of a mothers arms!

So sleep with one eye open and one ear to the latest True Crime murder podcast.

You may not be feeding your brain with the most positive stuff, but chances are you WILL be learning a thing or two about how to remove blood from textiles, or what those closest to you might secretly be capable of.

Nighty Night!

Remember to spread some cheer by sharing this list with your friends. After all, chances are good they’re a depraved bunch of weirdos… just like you!