A snack can usually fit in your purse and act as an emotional support companion wherever you go.
You won’t even know how bad you’re really doing until 20 years down the road. It’s practically a rite of passage!
This is just love’s version of not fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans. Not bad — just different.
Curl up next to those fainting chairs, pearl clutchers, because pole dancing has finally been recognized as being a legit sport.
They’re just like us … if we were glamorous and bogged down with piles of money.
I’d say that if I could go back and learn it again to prepare, I would, but honestly I’d probably just fail it then too.
There is currently an investigation looking into who vandalized the book through Amazon’s fulfillment center.
If there’s one thing you can count on year-round, it’s the endless supply of fuckery and nonsense, courtesy of your children.