Nevermind the fact that we've been eating for 2 for the better part of a year, and possibly aren't on speaking terms with our family over political differences
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10 Funny Tweets About the Sh*tshow That Will Be Thanksgiving 2020

Although a family gathering where everyone is drooling over food and spitting as they scream grievances at each other seems like a bad idea in the midst of a global pandemic, the calendar doesn’t lie – Thanksgiving is coming. And much like Halloween and every other traditional event, this year is likely to look a little different.

Nevermind the fact that we’ve been eating for 2 for the better part of a year, and possibly aren’t on speaking terms with our family over political differences. Thanksgiving this year is likely to be a time of brand new traditions because of the increasing numbers of Covid cases and likely new lockdown restrictions. Although this sounds like a stressful thing, try to keep perspective – at least it’s not March, when we were scouring the woods for leaves to wipe our poor asses with.

Now, if there’s one kind thing you could say about the human race, it’s that we’re resilient as fuck. So even though this year might be a little different than what we expected, I’m sure we’ll make sure to fight and eat ourselves sick regardless of whether we can be with our families or not. Life finds a way and all that.

10 Funny Tweets About the Sh*tshow That is Thanksgiving 2020

1. Honestly, at this point in 2020 this sounds like a proper healthy meal – and we’re not even sorry about it.

2. When in doubt – eat more! This lil’ nugget of pandemic wisdom is still going strong.

3. I mean, it sounds like a solid strategy. At the very least it’s bound to be an intensely emotional experience.

4. Gnaw on that turkey leg in your Tiger King underoos. Fuck it, there are no more rules.

5. We used to be cool, and now we just spend our spare time trying to farm a lil’ bit of serotonin from any dumb place we can… Send help.

6. It’s a mixed blessing with far less racism and questions about weight.

7. The true vaccine for having the sads.

8. Fuck pants, run into woods, never be found again.

9. Are you not crying? WTF is wrong with you?

10. Your mama ain’t wrong though!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Make sure to give the gift of laughter by sharing these tweets with your friends and most tolerable loved ones!