Pattinson was the clear winner based on the Greek Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi, a mathematical equation created by the ancient Greeks to measure beauty.
Never doubt the strength and physical superpowers of women. We’ve been through some shit, and still manage to look good and stay cool.
I’m saving up all my fucks to give about fashion until I’m in that “Grandma” phase of life, at which point – lock up your men, boo.
So if you’re a member of the “No-Leggings” brigade, then you better keep your mouth shut when you’re around a pack of moms.
Plastic surgeons are seeing more and more women wanting to get procedures done that will make their relaxed face look less “mad.”
While raising awareness of the gun control epidemic in the US is admirable, turning tragedies into fashion statements is not.
Meanwhile, I’m still waiting for AARP to open up a Starbucks.
Bra straps can be a pain, but I don’t know that having titty tape (that looks like bunny-shaped chicken cutlets) stuck to our chests is a better look.