Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
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Just 12 Tweets Reminding You Your Mom Bod Is Amazing
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
People Are Getting Matching Pedicures With Their Dogs. What A Time To Be Alive.
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.
Woman Finds 1967 Letter Addressed to Missing Veteran, Locates Family
The recipient has been missing for ten years and the family is asking for help finding him.
15 Hilariously Real Tweets About Beachtime Fun
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
When I Speak in ‘Boozy Mom’ Code, It Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Does
I use funny “boozy mom” talk to describe my struggles because it’s better to be a “boozy mom” than a depressed one. Or so I thought.
So You’ve Decided Not to Enroll Your Kids in Camps This Summer
Form a family band. It’ll be just like Mumford and Sons. Call it Momford and Son, and one daughter and one dad who could never make band practice.
Just 12 Sweaty Tweets About This Dang HEAT
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.