Hey, Pinterest moms, I see your chore charts & homemade bread pics. But I have skills. Like wearing the same shirt 5 ways (because it’s all that’s clean.)
You are beautiful, wonderful, and your body did incredible things. Give yourself some props for that!
Sure, it sounds a little crazy, but people are going and getting their toenails done in matching colors with their doggos.
The recipient has been missing for ten years and the family is asking for help finding him.
Sure, it might be fun, but you’ll also probably leave with a whole lot of sand, a crying child, and a belly full of overpriced fries and regret.
I use funny “boozy mom” talk to describe my struggles because it’s better to be a “boozy mom” than a depressed one. Or so I thought.
Form a family band. It’ll be just like Mumford and Sons. Call it Momford and Son, and one daughter and one dad who could never make band practice.
It’s all fun and games until you open your door to the outside world and it feels like you’re getting slapped in the face with Satan’s ballsack.