Sure, children are a blessing, but let’s not forget about the real miracle here! All hail coffee.
Although we love our children dearly, that love comes with a steep price. It’s too bad it doesn’t also come with an industrial vat of lemon ginger water.
Pumpkin spice season comes but once a year, and the only proper way to honor it is to practically freebase the shit until it is seeping out of your pores and making you realize that you “literally can’t even.”
While raising awareness of the gun control epidemic in the US is admirable, turning tragedies into fashion statements is not.
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.
When we talk about the circle of life, we neglect to mention a pretty huge developmental stage that happens in late adulthood – the Grandparent Phase.
Thank you to all the supportive mom friends that are truly helping raise the next generation by being the village that we mamas need!
Most of us mom still have that desire to look good, but with a priority list that’s about as long as our list of grievances, it can be really hard to fit in looking good.