Medical personnel say they expect a full recovery and are prepping the woman for the off-chance that she is able to shower undisturbed
Dad forces soon-to-be teenager to chop off all her hair because he ‘disapproved’ of her new highlights and OMG how is this 2019?!
It is silent. It is a mouth at water level, unable to escape the ingestion of liquid. It is an upright head, motionless limbs, and the inability to signal for help.
I told my son that he needed to find a job that 1) he loved, 2) he was good at and 3) made money. His answer? A Youtube channel. Awesome.
As a recovering insomniac, I can tell you a few things. First of all, you do sleep (at least a little). And also, don’t buy stupid shit like sleep tea.
Thank you ever so much for the thoughtful gift. And for already having the cream to treat it.
I laughed out loud more than a few times, and the chemistry between the leads was genuine and charismatic
These funny memes nail what self-care looks like once you become a parent.