I secretly took 2 chocolate EX-LAX squares at bedtime. As I chewed them thoroughly, I felt some satisfaction, knowing that tomorrow would kickstart my weight loss.
All Minnesota parents will be able to opt-in to virtual parenting options starting this month under emergency order.
“George doesn’t have to be curious all the time. Maybe sometimes he’s Angry George, or Ambitious George, or Sad, Confused, and Tired George.
If you’ve supported a Girl Scout near you recently, chances are you’ve got big feelings about which cookies are the best.
After the craziest year of most of our lifetimes, COVID-19 vaccines are finally here. (Even though rollout is slower than originally anticipated). But as with most good things, people are ruining it. Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything from microchips in them (like Bill Gates really wants to […]
As we move into 2021 with low expectations, let’s take a moment to recall some of the more WTF moments of 2020.
The last round of U.S. stimulus checks were distributed in April for $1,200 to help us for 2 months. Here we are, 9 months later, and the latest round of proposed stimulus checks are for *checks notes* $600. Congress is old AF so I guess it’s not that surprising that […]
If there’s anything that can help take the sting off this dumpster fire year that keeps on sucking, it’s the soothing dulcet tones of a serious narrator slowly describing a horrific murder.