As a mom, it’s important to find your people. Pinterest moms and yoga moms aren’t mine. Sweary moms with (maybe) spiked coffee? That’s more like it.
Don’t shoot the messenger, but people analyzing graffiti on Twitter are giving police a run for their money.
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”
Getting your child to take medicine for an ear infection is super easy. I mean, you’ll have to bribe, threaten, and eventually cry. But yeah, it’s a breeze.
Anxiety is a pain in the ass for sure, but it also happens to be such a relatable experience that it can make for some great jokes.
Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
Do you know what really defines your transition into adulthood? Is it paying bills? Having your own insurance? Bitch, no. It’s fucking throw pillows.
We always document the vacations and holidays when we’re all dressed up. But what about the everyday life we live? We need pictures of that too.