There are countless more examples of things the year 2020 has ruined, but if I have learned anything this year, it is to not count the power of this year out.
Tag: satire
To The Man Masturbating On The Side Of The Road: I Have Questions
I know that with your upcoming trial dates and indecent exposure charges, you will likely be kept fairly busy.
All the Things Those Blog Posts Left Out
Once I have politely requested my children’s attention a dozen times to no avail, I am no longer interested in soothing tones.
College Tour or Timeshare Sales Pitch?
As you hone in on the details of what is escaping their wordhole, you determine, “this is either a time share presentation or a college campus tour.”
How to Ensure Your Child’s Teachers Are Actually Working During the Pandemic
Don’t worry about being dubbed “that one gloriously unhinged parent” or being regarded as “difficult.”
Rosé Covered Glasses – A Mindful Meditation
Life is fragile, and the parts that sparkle are all around, even when you can’t see them through your rosé covered glasses.
Living with a Toddler or Living under a Totalitarian Regime?
Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.
I Smoked a Cigarette And Lived To Tell About It
So I decided to put one of the biggest medical cautions to the test: “smoking will kill you.”