How to put your child in a time-out without feeling so meta and other tips for parenting in the time of Corona
Tag: satire
Mom Texts “OK”; Family Thinks She’s Mad For a Week
Last Wednesday, Sara Olsen, local nurse and mother of two teenagers, sent a simple text message that had her family convinced she was mad at them for a solid week.
Trump Super Fans, Sarah Cooper and Brent Terhune, Are Just What The GOP Needs
If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’re familiar with these two rising stars in the conservative ranks.
Amidst Covid-19 Worries, Honorary Doctorate Degrees in Education on the Rise
By An Anonymous Mock Mom In response to educational changes occurring in the wake of the global pandemic, the world has issued honorary Doctorates in education to each parent with a child who is participating in the K12 system. Although many deem it an irresponsible decision, parents are generally thrilled […]
Accepting Applications for a Hipster Pod
Is the coffee you drink from a locally sourced, non GMO, of original origin, with a splash of organic oat milk served in a mug made from repurposed clay left over from your children’s art project.
An Open Letter to My Mom
I’m not sure you understand how difficult it is to live in a house full of other people day in and day out doing the same thing over and over and over.
Pickles for President
Once again, in what seems like a flash, we are gearing up for the rite of passage August always brings; that is right, we are talking about going back to school. This year instead of choosing which superhero or princess will be emblazoned on children’s backpacks and lunchboxes, or weighing […]
Seven Conversations You’re Following on Your Local Moms’ Facebook Page
These local pre-teens are congregating in a circle, on their bikes, and their masks don’t cover their noses.