You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.
Tag: satire
So Thankful to Deepthroat This Turkey
This moment is for us, and although I want to stuff it all inside my mouth at once, I pace myself and wait.
School District To Replace Teachers With Cam Girls In Attempt To Increase Size…of Attendance
It appears though as if even the most involved helicopter moms have simply lost the will, and are willing to let anything fly in order to help their sweet Landon learn.
How Did We Lose the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime?
Nothing made sense anymore. We were told to reach across our desks and embrace the opposition, but how?
So Grateful to Be Better Than You
My heart overflows with love for those who have not yet ascended, however, it soars even higher when I think of how wonderful we are.
Dear Doctor Wilmer, Why Am I So Much Smarter Than You?
We take the health and wellness of our clients very seriously. Please accept our advice with your future health care providers and trust the expertise of medical professionals.
I Watched “Black Panther” and Now I’m Not Racist
To atone for my past transgressions, I will delete my critical tweets, and formally apologize to all fans of Black Panther, which now includes yours truly.
Watch Me Snort This Snowman Confetti
Joy and merriment drip down into my teeth as I scroll past your pathetic #happyfallyall pics.