By Debbie Feit

Cover Lines From the Latest Issue of The What-Day-Is-It Evening Post: The Quarantine Magazine for the Sheltered and Discerning

Does this facemask make my butt look big?

Pajamas are the new black.

Clorox Orange Fusion?
Mrs. Meyer’s Lemon Verbena?
Lysol Early Morning Breeze?
Take our quiz to discover your signature scent!

Audio-only Zoom meetings and other ways to save big on luxury-brand cosmetics

Our #1 tip for dieting during a pandemic: Don’t

Party streamers, CVS receipts, your children’s pre-school artwork and 17 other surprising substitutes for toilet paper

*Benadryl on the Beach * Melatonin Mule * Long Island Iced Xanax *
Creative cocktails to get you through the quarantine

Closet Makeover: Everything you wear is now loungewear

Nine-year-olds can be taught to scrub toilets and other simple steps for a sparkling clean home!

Phuket! Paris! Prague!
Travel to the furthest reaches of your Zoom backdrops

A review of Iron Chef: Pandemic
The secret ingredient is…fear

How to put your child in a time-out without feeling so meta and other tips for parenting in the time of Corona

Simple natural remedies for:
Sore throat? Salt-water gargle with your own tears!
Pain in your neck? Give him some yard work to do.
Nausea and existential dread? Vote. Him. Out.

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About the Author

Debbie Feit is the author of national magazine articles, a prescriptive non-fiction book and countless texts to her children for them to pick up the damn phone when she calls. She lives in the metro Detroit area with her husband and their bichon-poodle mix whose unrelenting anxiety truly rivals her own. Her favorite thing about her home office is the door. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.