With that act of sheer defiance and impressive maneuvering of hors d’oeuvres, I knew I had found the one I was meant to be with forever.
Tag: satire
Donald Trump Picks Up Key Endorsement For 2020 Election
Over the weekend, a surprising force pledged support for Donald Trump in the 2020 election.
The Right Answer About Statues
I guess the problem started when I planted the potted plant in honor of our eldest daughter, Karla’s, achievements.
In Regards To My Recent GoFundMe Campaign To Build A Sex Room In My Garage
The idea was simple: raise funds to transform our garage into a self-contained, locking, soundproof room.
Practical Ways to Support the New Mother in Your Life
If you don’t have children of your own, your opinions will mean a lot more because they are coming from an unbiased source!
New Study Shows Benefits of Wearing Face Mask to Bed
For example, Spiratze said that married female participants saw a 69% decrease in their partner’s annoying requests for late night blow jobs.
A Letter From Chad to the Brothers of Beta Rho Omega
So this Saturday, put on your Sperrys and get ready to rage at the 1st Annual Chad Lives Matter bash.
Advice From The Parent Trap
An advice column by Elizabeth James and Nick Parker, the Mom and Dad in The Parent Trap (the 1998 remake, starring Lindsay Lohan).