By Jillian Pretzel It’s a warm afternoon and I’m feeling hot. So hot, in fact, that I know I had to have it right then: frozen yogurt. I need to have that plain tart flavor in my mouth, those curves of smooth goodness, covered with ripe blueberries and smothered in […]
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14 Steps to Guide You Through the Process of Cleaning a Puke-Filled Car
I looked in my review in horror as my child’s agonized face came to the realization that it was time. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Men Don’t Get Enough Credit For Mother’s Day
By Chad Baudet First of all, I want to say right off the bat that I think you mothers are awesome. I mean, wow, you gave birth to a child, or maybe more than one. As a man, I’ve been told that I shouldn’t try to relate any of my […]
Reconnecting with Old Friends During Quarantine
By Christine Koehring of TheSaltyMamas.com Let’s face it, quarantine is a weird time to be a Mom. Our kids are out of school, happy hours with our friends are done over Zoom, and we can’t sit on a park bench drinking coffee with our friends while we pretend to watch […]
The Love Song Of The Burnt Orange Egg Pan
Come down to the kitchen and clean me. I’m waiting for you. We can be clean again. Together.
Health Blog Headlines For Pioneer Times
By Mandi Em of Healthy Living for Hot Messes 15 healthy snacks to keep you fueled up while churning butter and cutting prairie sod for Martha’s rooftop Can bumping around in your wagon stimulate ovulation? We asked 10 women’s husbands if we could ask them and find out! Mindful milking- […]
8 Alternatives to Use When You Run Out of Toilet Paper
As we started to run low, I started testing alternatives to toilet paper knowing that the end of our stash was coming soon.
A “Fun” Recipe Even the Busiest of Moms Couldn’t Screw Up
Are you looking for a healthy, all in one meal for your picky toddler? Look no further! Just follow these twenty easy steps…