I apologize to my colleague, and all women in general, for thinking that giving this show a proper review was a man’s job. It simply cannot be done.
Tag: satire
Your 7-Year-Old’s Tips for Buying a New Car
I know what you’re thinking, “Owen, you’re 7 years old, what could you possibly know about buying a car?” As it turns out, quite a bit!
Bump On A Log Parenting
So continue with your practice and be patient. It will come. Once you feel you’re ready, it’s time to give it a go.
Found Letter Confirms Mermaids are Real.
CHANNEL 17 EXCLUSIVE It was another ordinary day for 27-year-old Kenz Callaghan. She ate her normal breakfast of an egg in an avocado before taking her dog for a walk on the beach. This was her every day routine, but what she encountered on this particular trip was anything […]
Breastfeeding Mother Issues Public Apology Statement
Again, I’m very deeply sorry that I’ve offended you. Next time I’ll just leave the baby at home alone with a pizza.
Introducing: Suburban Lifestyle Dream Barbie!
Inspired by our Commander in Chief, Suburban Lifestyle Barbie is an archetype doll made for clean, educated, respectful women- just like you!
If My Neighbor Turns Up Missing, Here’s Why
I had just finished manicuring the shrubs when a well-built man in his mid-thirties, wearing dri-fit Nike shorts and slip-on Vans, approached me.
The Song Of The Summer Has Finally Dropped
The Gregory Brothers are out here dropping auto-tuned delights for our funny bones.