I don’t think I could find my own literal asshole if not for the map app on my phone.
Tag: satire
The Sh*tastrophe That Is Online-Dating After You’ve Been Married
As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Comparing ourselves to others is a recipe for unhappiness, even if you are the best mom in the world.
I’m a Proud Hockey Mom And You Should Know By Now That I Won’t Be Silenced
I DID chuck a chair, but I DID NOT intentionally hit one of the council women. I mean, I did hit her, I just didn’t mean to.
8 Ways to Dispose of Your Christmas Tree When You Hate Your Neighbors
Neighbors… can’t live with ’em, can’t bump ’em off without serious jail time, amirite?
Peace and Love and…Oy
What a year it’s been! I got to know my cat better, specifically her cleaning rituals, and I became besties with my grocery delivery person. What. A. Year.
Pandemic-Friendly Ways to Get That Sweet, Sweet Santa Photo Fix
If your child would like to include a message you can simply add it in the comment box at checkout and Dale-the-intern will whisper it into the ether for Father Christmas to hear.
Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year
Yes, Santa’s magical powers enable him to creep on every child in one night, but we just don’t know if Santa has been washing his hands for the full A-B-C song.