I know what you’re thinking, “Owen, you’re 7 years old, what could you possibly know about buying a car?” As it turns out, quite a bit!
Beer is unlike other booze in the sense that it goes down so smooth that it almost feels like you aren’t just drinking alcohol in the middle of the day, at this child’s birthday party.
So continue with your practice and be patient. It will come. Once you feel you’re ready, it’s time to give it a go.
May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
Have you ever played that game “Would You Rather,” where someone gives you two horrendous options and you have to decide which of the two is slightly more bearable?
Oh how I long for the days when a fiver meant I had the world at my fingertips. I could literally buy all that AND a bag of chips.
If you don’t have children of your own, your opinions will mean a lot more because they are coming from an unbiased source!
And then one day, if you’re really lucky, they’ll have teenagers too and the circle will close. Ahh, the sweet smell of justice!