Typically, Mid-October means moms around the country are gearing up for a season of Pinterest-inspired holiday parties at school. But it’s 2020, and fun has been cancelled.
Tag: parenting humor
Why I Am Not Going To Apologize For My Children’s Unique Names
I am not going to sit down and list my reasons for choosing the names I did. Gregory and I stand behind our choices.
My Son Is a Biter, and He’s Going Places
I think of all the things my master ankle-biter will be able to sink his teeth into:
15 Hilarious Tweets from Parents in September 2020
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
All the Things Those Blog Posts Left Out
Once I have politely requested my children’s attention a dozen times to no avail, I am no longer interested in soothing tones.
College Tour or Timeshare Sales Pitch?
As you hone in on the details of what is escaping their wordhole, you determine, “this is either a time share presentation or a college campus tour.”
Rosé Covered Glasses – A Mindful Meditation
Life is fragile, and the parts that sparkle are all around, even when you can’t see them through your rosé covered glasses.
Living with a Toddler or Living under a Totalitarian Regime?
Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.