I am not going to sit down and list my reasons for choosing the names I did. Gregory and I stand behind our choices.
Tag: parenting humor
I think of all the things my master ankle-biter will be able to sink his teeth into:
Kids gonna be kids, and life’s gonna be life, so at the very least, we can gather some laughs in the void wasteland that is living in 2020.›‹
Once I have politely requested my children’s attention a dozen times to no avail, I am no longer interested in soothing tones.
As you hone in on the details of what is escaping their wordhole, you determine, “this is either a time share presentation or a college campus tour.”
Life is fragile, and the parts that sparkle are all around, even when you can’t see them through your rosé covered glasses.
Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.
What they don’t tell you on Pinterest is that cooking or baking with your kids is basically a recipe for frustration and rage…