I am pleased to announce that I am leaving behind my passions of teaching and writing so that I can pursue the career for which I have a true gift: personal stylist. Discovering my gift was a bigger shock to me than to anyone. My approach to fashion and style […]
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White Jesus Joins Mormon Couple’s Engagement Photos and the Internet Comments Are Everything
Kelsy Barrett of Utah owns Lightweave Photography, a Mormon company specializing in photographing White Jesus as a prop in family portraits. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest Lightweave could have given Jesus a light weave to make him more believable (and be-weavable–sorry, I couldn’t help myself). […]
A Middle School Girl Goes Viral for Her Poem, “Why Am I Not Good Enough?”
A 13-year old girl named Olivia Vella has become an overnight sensation after her powerful slam poetry assignment went viral on the internet. Reflecting the daily struggles to fit in, be beautiful, and be respected that plague middle school girls, her words have resonated with so many that the video […]
Women Are Putting Wasp Nests In Their Vaginas And Shockingly, This Is A Bad Idea
This just in: it has been confirmed by a doctor that it’s dangerous to put a wasp nest in your vagina. In related news, don’t put broken shards of glass, porcupine quills, or jagged scraps of metal in there either. Gynecologist Jen Gunter is warning women against trying the latest WTF […]
Men’s Lace Shorts Are a Thing and I Don’t Want to Live on This Planet Anymore
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama This week, Sparkie Baby Official on Instagram uploaded a picture of men wearing pastel lace shorts in an assortment of colors with the caption “#LaceyShorts for men are here. Would you wear these gentlemen? Ladies would you like to see your boyfriend or husband rock one […]
Schools Continue to Lunch-Shame Parents and That’s About Enough Already, Thanks
Packing lunch for kids is hard. Between making sure there are enough foodstuffs available each day to shoving things in a bag while yelling at the kids to change their underwear and put on the shoes they can’t find right in front of their faces every morning, it’s enough to […]
The Best #covfefe Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry
Last night around midnight, which I think we should stop calling “the witching hour” and hereby christen “the Trumping hour,” Trump tweeted his weirdest tweet yet: Some people thought it was a new coffee drink. Others blamed it on his tiny hands combined with autocorrect. Needless to say, the Twitterverse […]
’90s Kids Rejoice: Animaniacs Is Making A Comeback
Hellooooo, nurse! The horniest cartoon characters in TV history will soon be back on the small screen. Like pretty much every other show that had its hayday in the ’90s, Animaniacs is primed for a comeback, thanks to Steven Spielberg’s production company, Amblin Entertainment. Older millennials will probably remember loving […]