By Heidi Hamm Top Gun flew into movie theaters in May of 1986. That’s 31 years ago, people. 31 years. For those of you who remember watching it on the big screen, I’ll give you a moment to let that sink in. I, for one, was…never mind. Let’s just say […]
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Tainted Buffet Leads to On-Stage Diarrhea Fest at Jacksonville Strip Club
This just in–A Jacksonville strip club relived the barfing scene in Stand By Me, except with projectile diarrhea. So here’s the poop scoop: [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] On Friday, a Jacksonville strip club was offering a free buffet, from which both dancers and patrons filled themselves with ribs, chicken, and deep-fried […]
“Trump In The Wild” Is The Nature Documentary We All Need
Donald Trump is at it again. The overgrown orange toddler has continued his mission to continually show his ass and embarrass America at this year’s NATO summit in Brussels. The news cycle has been a nonstop shit-storm of Trump’s bad behavior abroad. Thankfully, Funny Or Die is providing some comic […]
Move Over, Joe-Bama, There’s a New Bromance in Town
Guys, I love me some Joe Biden/Barak Obama bromance memes. I miss those two so much. It has been a strange and difficult political year. First the alt-right UKIP party led Great Britain into Brexit, then Donald Trump became the US president, and then humanity collectively sighed, “What the actual fuck […]
Fidget Spinners for Nails Exist Because the World Makes No Sense and Everything’s on Fire
Fidget spinners. They’re all the rage. My kids have them. My kids love them. And they’re not alone. While many use them as just toys, others swear they help with anxiety and attention issues, and as someone who needs an outlet for nervous energy myself, I get the appeal. They […]
Anderson Cooper Is OVER IT and It’s the Best Thing Ever
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Anderson Cooper is all of us in that he is 1000% done listening to people’s mental gymnastics as they try to defend Trump’s actions. And it’s amazing. It all started May 9th, with the eye roll heard around the world. The journalist and 60-Minutes […]
Report Suggests Some Sunblock Manufacturers Are Basically Stealing Our Money
Summer is just about here, and that means one thing for paranoid mamas like myself: getting ready to protect your kids from the sun like they’re vampires who will spontaneously combust the second it shines upon them. If I could safely dunk my daughter into a vat of sunblock every […]
Detachable Jeans Are The Latest Trend In WTF Fashion
As if 2017 hasn’t provided us with enough WTF moments, Y/Project has now given us detachable cut-out front jeans—the most WTF pants to ever WTF. Gone are the days of worrying about the weather. These pants are good-to-go no matter the climate. If you want to wake up in Wisconsin and go […]