My husband and I will frequently joke with our kids about where things come from, telling them that horseradish comes from actual horses or chocolate milk comes from brown cows, for example. (Don’t worry. We always tell them the truth.) Little did I know, however, that millions of ADULT Americans […]
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Is a TV Network Capable of Sexual Assault? This Bachelor Fan Says Yes
Mondays are hard. That’s why millions of us tune into mindless shows like Bachelor in Paradise to wash away our Monday Blues. If you don’t know about Bachelor in Paradise, congratulations–you have lived a smut-free existence thus far. Allow me to enlighten you. Bachelor in Paradise (or BIP for short) […]
David Beckham Kisses Daughter on Lips and He Might As Well Have Murdered His Own Mother
This just in: David Beckham kissed his daughter on the lips and the internet is calling for his head. THE HORROR. According to Today, Beckham posed with daughter Harper, 5, for a show of fatherly affection and then uploaded the image to Instagram last Thursday with the caption, “Kiss for […]
Text Program Helps Kids In Need Find Free Meals This Summer
Summer is upon us and the kids are out of school. Can I get a HALLELUJAH!? While many of us are more than happy to trade homework for lazy days in the sun, there are some kids who will miss the consistency and structure of the classroom, or even the […]
Want to Know Exactly When You’ll Die? This New Technology Can Tell You
Being able to predict the future is a characteristic of many a sci-fi story. And thanks to artificial intelligence, we are now able to predict with astounding accuracy how much longer a person has to live, says Nature.com’s Scientific Reports. According to the good people over at IFLScience.com, who generously […]
Amazon Offers Prime Discount To People On Gov Assistance, Middle Class Woman Loses Her Mind
Amazon recently announced it is offering a discount on Prime membership to qualifying customers with an EBT card, and at least one woman is already bitching about it. In case you are fortunate enough not to know what an EBT card is, they are used to access government assistance programs, […]
What’s Being Added to Your Organic Milk Will Make You Gag a Little – Or a LOT
If you’ve always suspected that organic foods were just a scam to get your money, there’s a little more evidence you just might be right. A new report from the Washington Post says that popular organic milk brand Horizon, beloved by many a bottle-chugging toddler, may not be living up to […]
Clip-On Man Buns Are Here to Haunt Your Dreams
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama The man bun has been popularized by Hollywood celebrities as well as guys who enjoy playing ‘Wonderwall’ on their obscure instrument of choice. It’s a hairstyle that screams, “I have the fashion sense of someone with a very specific kind of gluten allergy.” [adsanity […]