All right, friends, these are trying times. There’s been a consistent and organized assault on something we hold dear, and we need to remain silent no longer! I’m talking about carbohydrates. Yep — carbs. Keto and Paleo type diets are enjoying a lot of popularity despite their shameless persecution of […]
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24 Painfully Relatable Tweets About Having a Kid in Sports
When you are a parent, inconvenience is a regular part of the chaos-ridden shitshow that your life has become. Add in a little responsibility and obligation, and you end up with a perfect trifecta of parental fuckery. Congratulations! Whether it be late night feedings, meetings with the school or […]
14 Tweets That Show Just How Obsessed We Are With Our Pets
Pets are awesome because they love us unconditionally, can’t really talk back, and will usually eat whatever slop is on sale at Target. Really the best. Unless they whine to go outside at 6 a.m. on Saturdays. Or take up one entire side of the bed. Or pee on the […]
20 Hysterical Tweets About Married Sex After Kids
Marriage with kids is super sexy, right? I mean, my kid threw up on me three times the other night while my husband slept on Star Wars sheets in another child’s bed. We do “date night” on occasion when we can wrangle a babysitter and I have the energy […]
18 Rage Cleaning Tweets To Make You Laugh (Or Cry) While You Scrub Toilets
Growing up, I can remember the sounds my mother made when she really hit her limit and finally snapped. It was usually after someone didn’t flush or we all left our shoes everywhere or continued to walk past the overflowing garbage and step over the mountain of laundry. Those are […]
16 Tweets About Our Love/Hate Relationship with Alexa
Remember in the days of yore when we had to likeĀ get up and change the radio? Or physically write down a grocery list? Or make (and keep) mental notes so we didn’t forget shit like picking up our kids and changing over the laundry? Rough world, that was. A few […]
21 Tweets About That One Time We Couldn’t Eat Lettuce and No One Cared
When we’re old and gray and our kids ask us, “Grandma and Grandpa, what was it like back then?” What will we tell them? We were the first tech-savvy generation and stared at our phones all day. Social media was new and exciting and sucked out our sense of security […]
16 Hysterical Tweets About The Fun Of Packing School Lunches
I don’t know about you guys, but as a parent, I enjoy it when my kids come home from school starving and the healthy lunch I packed for them is either still in their lunchbox or in the trash. It’s my favorite part of parenting. I mean, if buying those […]