If you're a mom, chances are you know what it means to "rage-clean." Here are 18 funny tweets that you can relate to as you frantically scrub pee off the wall because your MIL is on her way over.
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18 Rage Cleaning Tweets To Make You Laugh (Or Cry) While You Scrub Toilets

If you're a mom, you know what it means to "rage-clean." Here are 18 funny tweets that you can relate to as you frantically scrub pee off the wall because your MIL is on her way over.

Growing up, I can remember the sounds my mother made when she really hit her limit and finally snapped. It was usually after someone didn’t flush or we all left our shoes everywhere or continued to walk past the overflowing garbage and step over the mountain of laundry. Those are the days she switched from regular “tidying up the house” mom to wide-eyed, pursed-lipped, stomping and fire-breathing “rage cleaning” mom.

She was scary, and I knew on those days that I had best pick something up or get the fuck out of her way. And now that I’m a mom myself, when I switch to rage cleaning mode because company is coming over and my house looks like Gremlins took over after midnight, my family fears me in the same way.

If you, too, have had smoke coming out of your ears now and then (like before your MIL visits on Thanksgiving or the new neighbor with the perfectly manicured lawn and Pottery Barn house wants to “stop by”), you can probably relate to these tweets. Hopefully you can put down the vacuum for a hot minute, take a breath, and laugh. Then we know you’ll resume muttering WTF while you scrub pee stains off the wall.

There, feel better? Yeah, me neither. My house still looks like a frat party meets Paw Patrol. So I guess I’ll get back to angrily vacuuming Cheetos out from under my couch, purging old Happy Meal toys, and complaining that my family is The Disgustingtons.

Because rage-cleaning is good for the soul.