16 hilarious tweets from Twitter parents on the hilarious, embarrassing, and soul crushing things kids say.
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16 Funny Tweets About Where the Eff Is Spring
Spring has sprung! Ha, no it hasn’t, unless you live somewhere other than the Northeast, Midwest, or a place with actual seasons. Because despite the calendar telling us the time of tulips should be here and nostril icicles should be over, instead, Elsa’s eternal winter is like, “Hold my beer.” So […]
15 Hilarious Tweets About Technology That Remind Us Just How Old We All Are
Our generation is the only one that straddles two worlds—we didn’t grow up with technology, but are completely dependent on it now. Our kids have no concept of life without it. And our parents and grandparents lived the bulk of their lives in simpler times. We are the AOL—instant messenger—dial-up […]
The Funniest Tweets Celebrating National Grammar Day
National Grammar Day is here, also known as the day many people correct their friends and family under the guise of being celebratory. And while most people associate grammar and syntax with standard English, here’s a fun fact: non-standard dialects of English also have their own rules governing usage. (Don’t […]
15 Funny Tweets About Everyone’s Favorite Chore: Laundry
Here’s a riddle: What is something that never ever ends, you have to do it, and pretty much no one ever says thank you? You guessed it—laundry. They say the only two things in life that you can be sure of are death and taxes. But I think there’s one […]
15 Honest Tweets About Valentine’s Day: The Married Version
Yay! It’s my favorite non-commercialized, totally meaningful, no-pressure holiday! Ha. KIDDING. Do I really HATE Valentines Day? Actually no. Any excuse for a bottle of wine and some take-out sushi is a good excuse, in my book. But it really is one of those random, nonsensical holidays (and by holidays, […]
15 Funny Flu Tweets to Cheer Up Bedridden America
Our family kicked off the year with the worst case of the flu we’ve had in years. One child fell. Then Mom. Then another kid. Then we had a bit of a break… And then it hit AGAIN. By the end of the longest 12 days of my life, everyone […]
22 Brutal Tweets About Husbands And Wives In An Unofficial Battle Of The Spouses
A 25 tweet battle of the spouses that hilariously highlight the joys of marriage.