Our generation is the only one that straddles two worlds—we didn’t grow up with technology, but are completely dependent on it now. Our kids have no concept of life without it. And our parents and grandparents lived the bulk of their lives in simpler times. We are the AOL—instant messenger—dial-up generation. Most of us got […]
National Grammar Day is coming up, also known as the day many people correct their friends and family under the guise of being celebratory. And while most people associate grammar and syntax with standard English, here’s a fun fact: non-standard dialects of English also have their own rules governing usage. (Don’t believe me? Ask a […]
Here’s a riddle: What is something that never ever ends, you have to do it, and pretty much no one ever says thank you? You guessed it—laundry. They say the only two things in life that you can be sure of are death and taxes. But I think there’s one more. What about the endless […]
Yay! It’s my favorite non-commercialized, totally meaningful, no-pressure holiday! Ha. KIDDING. Do I really HATE Valentines Day? Actually no. Any excuse for a bottle of wine and some take-out sushi is a good excuse, in my book. But it really is one of those random, nonsensical holidays (and by holidays, I mean “holidays” in exaggerated […]
Our family kicked off the year with the worst case of the flu we’ve had in years. One child fell. Then Mom. Then another kid. Then we had a bit of a break… And then it hit AGAIN. By the end of the longest 12 days of my life, everyone had succumbed. Sheets were washed […]
A 25 tweet battle of the spouses that hilariously highlight the joys of marriage.
For those of us who live in states with 4 seasons, we know winter arrives every December. We expect snow. We expect ice. We dig out our gloves and hats and snow boots and hatch our hibernation plans. But yet, every year, we are blindsided. It’s one of those tricks we play on ourselves—like forgetting […]
At 1:01 am Friday morning, the president took to his favorite platform for confirming his stupidity and tweeted the dumbest shit to ever dumb about global warming: This shouldn’t surprise anyone. This clown’s dumbfuckery knows no bounds. I mean, he puts out so much bullshit, the news cycle can’t even keep up. But Twitter did […]