A bizarre story from 2016 is resurfacing (5 years later!), and while it sounds like something straight out of The Silence of the Lambs, it’s not what you think, yet also is. It all started when Marieke Voorsluijs, a mother, author of knitting books, and textile designer from Amsterdam, self-submitted […]
Humor
Literally Just a Massive #BerniesMittens Meme Dump
While inauguration day was a beautiful, moving event after the last 4 years of… whatever the fuck that was, people are not one-dimensional and neither are their emotions. Case in point? On a day when we felt relief, hope, and profound awe in the face of new possibilities, we also […]
10 Hilarious Tweets Wondering Where TF Barron Trump Was on Moving Day
And despite wishing we never have to see your Dad’s face on the telly anymore, we do hope that you find peace and happiness in your future endeavors.
Love Poems Aren’t Just For People: An Ode to Leggings
Leggings, you’re my fave with your forgiving stretchiness and funky patterns. I’ll probably never wear pants with buttons again.
Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Apology To My Teen Daughter Who Shares A Bathroom With Her Brother
Dear daughter, don’t worry. Your private bath suite arrives when your brother leaves for college. And it should be pristine, always, as you’ll be its only user.
The FUNNIEST ‘Don’t Worry About What’s in the Vaccine’ Tweets
After the craziest year of most of our lifetimes, COVID-19 vaccines are finally here. (Even though rollout is slower than originally anticipated). But as with most good things, people are ruining it. Conspiracy theorists claimed that COVID vaccines have everything from microchips in them (like Bill Gates really wants to […]
The Responses To Reviews For This Local Restaurant Are Salty AF
The other night we decided to do a little take-out and were down to two options: Mexican or Chinese. Unfortunately, there really aren’t any exceptional choices around us for either, so we ventured over to the Google reviews to help us decide. Based on the glowing 5-star reviews, we narrowed […]