Dear Pandemic, it’s almost time to break up, and I’m a little sad. I’ll miss not having to wear pants, but once we’re vaccinated, we’ll be bidding farewell.
Humor
Ballin’ Outta Control With Leftover FSA Funds
I become enraged at the thought that my money is going straight into the pockets of some bigwig spending the holidays on the slopes in Vail.
Tweets About the $600 Stimulus to Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cry Some More
The last round of U.S. stimulus checks were distributed in April for $1,200 to help us for 2 months. Here we are, 9 months later, and the latest round of proposed stimulus checks are for *checks notes* $600. Congress is old AF so I guess it’s not that surprising that […]
Back Away From the Elf
I thought we were clear of the Elf on the Shelf, but my friends fell victim. Even my husbands wants to bring “the magic” into our home. NOPE.
The Middle-Aged Mom and the Slutty Mesh Top: A Love Story
By Jen Mierisch of jenmierisch.com The Top hangs out in my closet, toward the rear, nestled between bridesmaid gowns and suits so vintage that I could personally clothe the entire cast of a late-1990s office sitcom. It is a striking garment, constructed almost entirely of black fishnet fabric. Its single […]
Hilarious Tweets About the “Magic” of Holiday Decorating
In that sense, it’s a noble endeavor, and makes all the crap somewhat worthwhile.
Beware the Toddler Craft
The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?
15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in November
While Thanksgiving used to be a time to confront relatives you may not like, this year you’re probably getting the chance to lay low a little.