We have a few guarantees in life: death, taxes, and an inevitable invasion of our Facebook newsfeeds on and around Valentine’s Day, when the love-struck masses make melodramatic — and incredibly public — proclamations of love and devotion to their significant other. You know, those ones where someone posts a […]
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10 Valentine’s Day Gifts to Buy Your Wife NOW To Avoid Ending Up At The Card Aisle Sausage Party
Alright folks, I know time is short, but I promise you can do better than stale chocolates and cheap cards. The best gifts are the ones that require a tiny bit of thinking about what your Valentine enjoys. Don’t worry, I’m going to break this down so you can look thoughtful […]
Wanna Play A Game? How About 4-Year-Old Boy Or 84-Year-Old White Dude?
If you’re bored and looking to dick off on the internet, why not play the internet’s dumbest guessing game – 4-yo boy, or 84-yo white dude?
29 Replies You Can Copy/Paste To Save Time Being The Worst In Comment Sections
Lady Gaga once said that “social media is the toilet of the internet,” and we can’t think of a better way to describe the Wild Wild West that has become comment sections on social media platforms since 2020. Fueled by politics and very high (and unchecked) opinions of ourselves, sanctimommies and […]
This Post-Sex Cleanup Product Turns You Into A Human Push-Pop And I’m Dying
This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links. This post-sex cleanup product turns you into a human push-pop and I am DYING. Not only is this splooge sponge kinda brilliant, but also the founder, Frances Tang, and her marketing tactics […]
The Sh*tastrophe That Is Online-Dating After You’ve Been Married
As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
Valentine’s Day is Here and I Have a Message For All the Pinterest Moms
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
Rage Rooms Exist So You Can Finally Freak The F**k Out, Moms
Are you feeling a little stabby these days? Like, if one more person smacks their lips at dinner you may turn around and stab them with a fork? Are you ready to throat-punch the next person who leaves their dirty sock in the middle of the stairs? Maybe you’re dreaming […]