Lady Gaga once said that “social media is the toilet of the internet,” and we can’t think of a better way to describe the Wild Wild West that has become comment sections on social media platforms since 2020. Fueled by politics and very high (and unchecked) opinions of ourselves, sanctimommies and […]
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This Post-Sex Cleanup Product Turns You Into A Human Push-Pop And I’m Dying
This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links. This post-sex cleanup product turns you into a human push-pop and I am DYING. Not only is this splooge sponge kinda brilliant, but also the founder, Frances Tang, and her marketing tactics […]
The Sh*tastrophe That Is Online-Dating After You’ve Been Married
As I was going through these well-meaning but not-right-for-me dudes, I realized I have a set of criteria.
Valentine’s Day is Here and I Have a Message For All the Pinterest Moms
Just tone it down a bit so we don’t look like such hot messes, m’kay? Thanks! Love you!
Rage Rooms Exist So You Can Finally Freak The F**k Out, Moms
Are you feeling a little stabby these days? Like, if one more person smacks their lips at dinner you may turn around and stab them with a fork? Are you ready to throat-punch the next person who leaves their dirty sock in the middle of the stairs? Maybe you’re dreaming […]
The Real Story: Mom Who DIY-ed a Full-Size, Knitted Yarn Son to Cuddle With
A bizarre story from 2016 is resurfacing (5 years later!), and while it sounds like something straight out of The Silence of the Lambs, it’s not what you think, yet also is. It all started when Marieke Voorsluijs, a mother, author of knitting books, and textile designer from Amsterdam, self-submitted […]
Literally Just a Massive #BerniesMittens Meme Dump
While inauguration day was a beautiful, moving event after the last 4 years of… whatever the fuck that was, people are not one-dimensional and neither are their emotions. Case in point? On a day when we felt relief, hope, and profound awe in the face of new possibilities, we also […]
10 Hilarious Tweets Wondering Where TF Barron Trump Was on Moving Day
And despite wishing we never have to see your Dad’s face on the telly anymore, we do hope that you find peace and happiness in your future endeavors.