It’s back-to-school season, and you know what that means: new clothes for kids to show off to their classmates–classmates named Renfro, or Mary-Charlie, or Cambleton, or some shit. God, I hate these stupid modern children’s names. And do you know what I’ve found through hours of useless internet research? Kids’ clothes this […]
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Crotch Charms: The Accessory We Never Asked For
In the latest edition of “What fresh hell is this?” I’m going to tell you about an accessory for your, um, accessory. It’s crotch charms. Japanese company BoDivas is responsible for “the Beachtail,” a panty pendant meant to hang from your bikini bottoms. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] Picture a dangly earring, but […]
New Program, Prime Wardrobe, Proves Why Everyone Loves Amazon
Thanks to the internet, people have been shopping from their sofas for years. God bless you, internet. There is nothing better than shopping for new gear without being required to interact with other humans. No fuss, no muss, no pants needed. Just a few clicks and BAM—pants on your porch. […]
Clip-On Man Buns Are Here to Haunt Your Dreams
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama The man bun has been popularized by Hollywood celebrities as well as guys who enjoy playing ‘Wonderwall’ on their obscure instrument of choice. It’s a hairstyle that screams, “I have the fashion sense of someone with a very specific kind of gluten allergy.” [adsanity […]
Octopus Buns Are Stylish Apparently So Just Fire Your Stylist and Hire Me
I am pleased to announce that I am leaving behind my passions of teaching and writing so that I can pursue the career for which I have a true gift: personal stylist. Discovering my gift was a bigger shock to me than to anyone. My approach to fashion and style […]
A Middle School Girl Goes Viral for Her Poem, “Why Am I Not Good Enough?”
A 13-year old girl named Olivia Vella has become an overnight sensation after her powerful slam poetry assignment went viral on the internet. Reflecting the daily struggles to fit in, be beautiful, and be respected that plague middle school girls, her words have resonated with so many that the video […]
Women Are Putting Wasp Nests In Their Vaginas And Shockingly, This Is A Bad Idea
This just in: it has been confirmed by a doctor that it’s dangerous to put a wasp nest in your vagina. In related news, don’t put broken shards of glass, porcupine quills, or jagged scraps of metal in there either. Gynecologist Jen Gunter is warning women against trying the latest WTF […]
Men’s Lace Shorts Are a Thing and I Don’t Want to Live on This Planet Anymore
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama This week, Sparkie Baby Official on Instagram uploaded a picture of men wearing pastel lace shorts in an assortment of colors with the caption “#LaceyShorts for men are here. Would you wear these gentlemen? Ladies would you like to see your boyfriend or husband rock one […]