If you’re stuck on a last-minute gift idea for that someone special, why not get her a diamond-encrusted, penis-shaped heart-shaped safety pin pendant that apparently nobody on the production team at Zales realized might be a bad idea? Even better? This one-of-a-kind critical error in judgment is on sale, down […]
Beauty/Fashion
Now You Can Spend $900 to Look Like You For Sure DGAF Anymore
If you’ve been waiting for just the dress to say, “I’ve given up on life so much, I don’t even have the energy to take the plastic wrap off my dry-cleaning before wearing,” never fear because Moschino has got you covered. For the bargain price of $895 and your last […]
What the Elf? The Male Romper Trend Takes On Christmas
Tired of wearing that same old tacky Christmas sweater that lights up year after year? Looking for a gift for the man who has everything? Want to add a bit of spice to your Christmas morning onesie tradition? US retail company, Get On Fleek, has what you never knew you […]
KFC Creates a Fried Chicken Scented Bath Bomb and Everyone Is Asking Why?
If you’re a KFC fanatic who fantasizes about bathing in its fried chicken goodness, then brace yourself because your dreams have finally come true. If you’re the majority of the population who’s repulsed by the idea of washing themselves in the restaurant’s signature 11 herbs and spices scent, then KFC’s […]
I Tried the Hanacure Face Mask for You and Holy Sh*t, That Was Intense
The Hanacure face mask is all the rage right now. Celebrities — such as Drew Barrymore and … well … I know of Drew Barrymore for sure, but I’m 99.9 percent sure there are others given how viral this product has gone — can’t stop raving about how life-changing this […]
Woman’s Attempt to Make Nostril Hair a Trend Is the Slap in the Face the Beauty Industry Needs
I don’t know what’s going on with beauty and fashion lately, but I think it needs some help. First, we had vagina necklaces, then boner brooches, then clear plastic mom jeans, then camel toe underwear and glitter booty and butthole mouth and OMG, trends, go home. YOU’RE DRUNK. Now? Now […]
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Amazon Dress
In today’s “news” news, a cute story has emerged after over 40 newscasters around America have been seen wearing the same dress this month. No, it’s not one of those “wear this or that to raise awareness for….” It just so happens that these ladies have found the world’s most […]
Dystopian Fashion Is Here Because Literally Everything Is Terrible Now
We haven’t had the best couple of years. There is widespread civil unrest. Our president likes to antagonize world leaders via twitter. The doomsday clock is two and a half minutes to midnight. It’s hard to get out of bed these days, let alone decide what to wear. Fortunately, the […]