This has been quite the year for fashion, and I don’t mean that in a good way. First, we had vagina necklaces. Then we had boner brooches. And because donning genitalia-based jewelry wasn’t enough, we had to add plastic hooker shoes and mom jeans with plastic knee cutouts. And it […]
Why do swimwear designers hate women? In years past they would make us a little self-conscious and uncomfortable, but in 2017? It’s like they’re not even trying to mask their contempt anymore. They legitimately loathe us and want us to suffer. As if we needed another reason to avoid the […]
Just when you were feeling bad enough about the fact that you can neither afford nor find the time to get a facial for your face, along comes the butt facial to double your guilt. Because you didn’t know you were supposed to be getting your ass waxed and scrubbed, […]
By Serendipity Indigo Have you heard about the latest dust-up to rock the fashion industry? InStyle Magazine had the temerity to put Amy Schumer—in a white swimsuit, no less—on the cover of their beauty issue. And the kicker is…it’s a beautiful photo. The colors, the lighting, the makeup, the whole shebang. […]
Thanks to Instagram, fashion trends get weird and wild fast. Artist Mia Kennington and her style team at The Gypsy Shrine know this well. They’ve been experimenting with face and body paint for special events. Their latest concept? Glitter Booty. Exhibit A: Ass Accessories Exhibit B: Badonkadonk Bling Exhibit C: Can Coruscation It’s Poop-Chute […]
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Bad news for lovers of comfortable clothes: Researchers have found that the tiny plastic microfibers found in synthetic materials are polluting our oceans at an alarming rate. According to the Huffington Post, “Nylon, acrylic, polyester and other materials ― which are used to make […]
For years, our stylists have been hounding us to stop washing our hair every day. It dries out the strands and strips that luscious color we pay so much money to have, they said. As a result, dry shampoo has become our new BFF. But now, according to an article […]
Every year we see fashion fads come and go, and they almost always seem like poor decisions in retrospect. (Dresses over jeans? What the hell we were thinking?) But this year is shaping up to be the worst yet. It started with Nordstrom. Now, I know what you’re thinking: A […]