Thousands of Adele fans are in shock this week after the renowned pop sensation took to Twitter to make what most are calling a “heart-shattering” announcement. The recording artist—who’s become known for her depressing love ballads and sob-inducing lyrics—crushed the probably-already-broken hearts of fans everywhere with a single tweet, […]
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A recent study revealed that married men who help around the house are more likely to receive consistent oral gratification from their partners. As Dan Steele, a representative for HEADD (Husbands Enduring Affection Deficit Disorder), said, “The findings are staggering.” A breakdown of the […]
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars It’s not uncommon for a mother of twins to face an onslaught of annoying questions after she gives birth: “What’s it like having twins?” “Did you have a C-section?” “Do twins run in your family?” “How much weight did you gain?” “Are you going […]
A 3-year-old boy in Wheaton, IL is reportedly in good health after accidentally ingesting an entire bite of the crust his mom neglected to cut off his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Finn and Nicki Dyner were allegedly enjoying their regular afternoon routine of PBJ and Ellen when the […]
What started as a calm, businesslike PTA meeting took a terrible turn last Wednesday evening at the Sherman P. Woods Elementary school in South Lower East Township. The details haven’t been fully confirmed, but it appears there was some sort of incident between two of the members regarding the […]
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid 1. What is your most striking feature? A) Hair B) Lips C) Booty D) Humongous fake boobs 2. If you were a television show, what would you be? A) Friends B) Alias C) American Idol D) The View 3. Press “shuffle” on your iTunes. Which […]
By Karen Johnson of the21stcenturysahm.com Do you struggle to appreciate the beauty of satire? Consider taking our course — Satire for Dummies 101! The following is a recording of last week’s opening session, led by the very charismatic Professor Snape: Hello, everyone. You are here today because you’ve been offended […]
By Gail Hoffer-Loibl of Maybe I’ll Shower Today Holly R. Tendow, a 25-year-old waitress from of Los Angeles, added the accolade of “best-selling author” to her resume less than 24 hours after giving birth to her first child. The new mom, who claims to have never read a single piece of literature […]