By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars Thousands of moms across the country threw their support behind Donald Trump last night after he pledged to build “a giant baby gate” during an impromptu presidential rally at a Super Target in Biggoton, OH. Trump was allegedly on his way to a hair […]
By Melissa Janisin of Goodness Madness Anger. Appalled disbelief. Righteous indignation. Extreme umbrage. OUTRAGE. Whatever you want to call it, if you feel it boiling within you on even a semi-regular basis, then we have the event you’ve been waiting for! VENOM (Vent Every Nasty Opinion this Minute) is a once-in-a-lifetime experience where […]
If you have kids, the backseat of your car probably looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland for anthropomorphic snack creatures and abandoned single socks. Yesterday, I had the chance to clean my Honda for the first time since 2011, and I came across the familiar shape of an origami house […]
The leader of a local diabetes support group in Hershey, PA recently took a virtual stand against Winnie the Pooh’s “unhealthy honey addiction.” Karen Sach—known to the members of the Check Yo’ Levels diabetes support group simply as “Sugar Mama”—claims that Pooh Bear’s sweet tooth sets a bad example […]
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Gwendolyn Kensington-Cross, formerly Candy Gail Jenkins, petitioned the court today to have her children’s names legally changed. Her son, Tucker Wayne, is 11-years-old and says he doesn’t want to change his name. Her daughter, Misty Dawn, age 13, says she is willing to […]
By Kathleen Gordon of Middletini A local mother, Stephanie Sheldon, was fuming today when not a single guest turned up to her 3-year-old twins’ birthday party. “This totally sucks,” Sheldon fumed. “I invited all the kids from the neighborhood, and not one of their parents would bring them.” Sheldon heaved a sigh. […]
Maybe you told yourself you’re gonna get healthy this year. Maybe that you needed more unpronounceable foods in your diet. Well, this smoothie’s gonna blow your motherlovin’ knee socks off. After one sip of this smoothie, you’re gonna see God, yet disavow all religions afterward. Finish one glass and […]
By Jessica Ziegler, Co-creator of Science of Parenthood Maura Fitz, a new mother living in the sleepy suburb of Portstown, New Hampshire was recently charged with assault after cold-cocking her best friend Arlana Wanes over comments the single woman made comparing newborn care to dog rearing. Witnesses say the two women […]