By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Actress Eden Quinn was spotted rocking a bikini on the beaches of Malibu this weekend, a mere 6 weeks after giving birth to her first baby. She says motherhood has been empowering and given her a new appreciation for the female body. Sipping a glass of […]
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America in Crisis as Another Celeb Quits Instagram
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Fear and panic gripped the U.S. this week after super model Kendall Jenner deleted her Instagram account. Officials say it couldn’t have come at a worse time for a country badly in need of unity and healing. “Few things bring Americans together like wondering how exactly […]
Pregnant Woman to Introduce Revolutionary New Parenting Method
By Ali Hanford Jessica Smith, a 35-year-old publicist from New York, stunned friends and family with the announcement that she has come up with a brand new parenting method that will allow moms to have children without changing their lives at all. Smith, who is currently five months pregnant with her […]
Negotiations in Elementary Cold Lunch Trade Deadlocked
SEDALIA, MO – Negotiations in the cold lunch trade between Sedalia Elementary second graders Timmy Penderson and Bobby Franks have reached an impasse, with neither side showing any sign of weakening. The talks, which have already stretched into an exhausting fifth minute and threatened to divide the students in […]
Woman Laughs for First Time Since Election, Feels Terrible About It
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com A woman who spent the days immediately following the election weeping, eating her feelings, and tweeting compulsively, shocked herself on Thursday by actually laughing. New Yorker Miranda Gomez said it was the first time she’d so much as cracked a smile since Tuesday evening. Gomez, who cried […]
How to Make Your Life as a Mom More Difficult in Just ONE Easy Step!
By Sarah Jean of momtruthbomb.com It’s no secret that being a parent is oftentimes very difficult. But when your kids finally outgrow certain annoying stages of their childhood, you may find yourself missing all that difficulty. In this event, you might be looking for something to fill that void. Well, I’ve figured […]
12-Year-Old Pretty Sure His Parents Have Sex
GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Citing his existence on Earth, as well as that of three younger siblings, a local tween has concluded that his parents have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point during their relationship, most likely in the last week while he was in the house. “We […]
Glamour Magazine’s Definitely-Not-Sexist Best of 2016
By MockMom Contributors After coming under fire last week for nominating Bono as one of our Women of the Year (who only squeezed through after we determined a garden gnome was ineligible), we at GLAMOUR Magazine felt compelled to make things worse by giving out our other awards for the […]