By Allison Sanchez Plastic Banana by Kaukland Fruits This looks just like a banana! The neighbors will think you have the most put-together fruit bowl on the block. The only problem I could find with the Plastic Banana by Kaukland is that the plastic isn’t very durable. This item breaks easily […]
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Mom Arrested for Throwing Child’s “Masterpiece” in Garbage
An Orlando area mom who allegedly threw her 4-year-old daughter’s drawing in the trash is facing felony charges for disposing of a minor’s artwork. When police arrived on the scene yesterday afternoon, they found a piece of paper inside the kitchen trash can and a preschooler sobbing inconsolably on […]
Men Outraged Over Male Birth Control Pill
By Kristine Laco of Mum Revised A new study from the University of Copenhagen confirms what men have been saying about birth control for decades. Men have spent years feeling forced to take charge of birth control, and now a link to mental health issues has been found. “My girlfriend […]
Mom Lying 50% Less Thanks to New Screen Time Recommendations
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com Arizona mom Jessica O’Neil is now freely telling friends and family members that her 18-month-old daughter “occasionally watches a little TV.” It’s a major departure from her previous claims on the topic, which included, “OMG NEVER! What kind of mother do you think I am?” and “Over […]
Daniel Tiger’s Mom Set to Be Canonized
By Shya Gibbons of VintageDreamsWithAModernTwist There are several memorable mothers inhabiting cartoons: the mother from Berenstain Bears who always sports her signature robin’s egg frock, the mother from Doc McStuffins who is an accomplished doctor, and Didi Pickles from Rugrats who has a solid group of friends that always plans play dates […]
Child Mistakes Mom for Walking Dead Extra
By Shya Gibbons of VintageDreamsWithAModernTwist Still reeling from shock, 5-year-old Jacob Rhee discussed the confusion and disbelief when he found out his mother would not be cast as an extra on the hit television show The Walking Dead. “I know I am not supposed to watch that show, but one day when […]
The Life Cycle of a PTO Mom
By Science of Parenthood Elementary school is about as diverse an ecosystem as you’ll find this side of the Peruvian rainforest. At the tip top of the food chain: the PTO Mom. With her distinct markings — headband, pearls, Talbot’s sweater sets and, among some Northern breeds, the Hermes scarf, knotted […]
#RepealThe19th Movement Sparks Call to Repeal First Amendment
By MockMom Contributors In response to the misogynistic hashtag #repealthe19th, the remaining decent lawmakers, an ever-dwindling number, have appointed a committee to look into passing a 28th Amendment to the constitution. Similar to the 21st, which repealed Prohibition (the 18th), the 28th Amendment would, if ratified, be the second time […]